What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
When I was at school I was great at history – oh wait, no I wasn’t.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Seen on a notice board (not in Henfield!): Ladies, don’t forget the jumble sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
A duck goes into a shop to buy a lipstick. He says to the Cashier “can you put it on my bill?”
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
How do astronomers organise a party? They planet!
We finished the week with this classic video.