Did you hear about the clown who turned up late for work on his first day and got sacked from the circus? He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
What did the policeman say to his tummy? You’re under a vest!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
If I had 5 oranges in my right hand and 5 oranges in my left hand, what would I have? Big hands!
Seen on a Church Noticeboard
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?”.
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
And finally two videos, here and here.